My Dog Ate Poop and Then Tried to Lick My Face — Here's How I Finally Stopped It

I still remember the exact moment. It was a Tuesday morning, I was sipping coffee on the patio, watching my Golden Retriever, Gus, do his business in the yard. Everything seemed normal. Then he turned around, sniffed what he'd just left behind, and before I could even process what was happening — he ate it.

I dropped my mug. Coffee went everywhere. And Gus? He trotted back over to me with what I can only describe as the proudest look on his face, tail wagging, ready to give me a big wet kiss. I screamed. My neighbor definitely heard me.

That was day one of my journey into coprophagia. If you're reading this, chances are you've had a moment just like mine. Your dog isn't broken. Here's what actually worked — and what was a complete waste of time.

Why Do Dogs Eat Poop?

My vet explained that coprophagia is incredibly common — 16-23% of dogs do it occasionally. Most puppies grow out of it. The reasons: leftover puppy instinct, genuine hunger, attention-seeking (even negative attention is attention), or boredom/anxiety. And yes — cat poop can actually smell delicious to them because cats eat high-protein diets.

What Failed Spectacularly

Pineapple and pumpkin. Gus ate the pineapple happily, then continued eating poop just as happily. A 2018 study found commercial deterrents had 0-2% effectiveness. Those "no poop" chews. $45 wasted. Yelling and chasing. I was literally making the problem more fun for him. Muzzles. He just came back with poop smeared on his snout. Even worse.

The Three-Week Reset That Actually Worked

Week 1: Eliminate Access Completely

Gus went outside on a leash, every time. The moment he pooped, I called him away with chicken and cleaned up immediately. For the litter box, a baby gate the cat could jump over but Gus couldn't. You can't train a dog not to eat poop while they still have access to it.

Week 2: Build a New Default Behavior

The moment he finished pooping, I said "Yes!" excitedly and jogged backward. He followed me because I had chicken and was the most interesting thing in the yard. After five days, he started looking at ME expectantly after pooping instead of at the poop.

Week 3: Test and Reinforce

Off leash in the yard with me nearby. Called him after every poop. If he came, jackpot reward. If he glanced at the poop, I jogged away playfully. By end of week three, 90% success. Over the next month, it stopped entirely.

What Helped Along the Way

Higher-fiber food with a tablespoon of plain canned pumpkin. More exercise and puzzle toys — a tired dog has less energy for weird hobbies. Cleaning the yard like I was expecting guests — every time, no exceptions.

Gus hasn't eaten poop in over eight months. He traded a disgusting habit for a much better one: looking at me after pooping like "where's my chicken?"